In Which A Lint-Covered Breast Implant Shows Us Who’s In Charge The last few months haven’t been terrible or traumatic for Parker the Lint-Covered Breast Implant. The word to best describe his situation is “harrowing.” His life over the last two years was a study in simplicity: get up at 3 in the morning, scream to be let out, dodge pillows, wait until dawn, scream some more, get an early…