Mandatory Parker
Backstory on the Lint-Covered Breast Implant
In which the Annals of St. Remedius Medical College readers learn more about Parker, the self-described “Lint-Covered Breast Implant,” his adventures, and his plans for planetary domination. For T-shirts and other accoutrements involving Dallas’s best Hatebeak cover band, feel free to buy mass quantities from the RedBubble store.
- Mandatory Parker” Svelte and Sociability“
- Mandatory Parker: “At Midnight, All The Orange Agents…“
- Mandatory Parker; “Equal and Opposite“
- Mandatory Parker: “When Twits Clash“
- Mandatory Parker: “The Plot Thickens, And I Do Not Lisp“
- Mandatory Parker: “The Lint-Covered Breast Implant In Winter“
- Mandatory Parker: “The Master Has An Entourage“
- Mandatory Parker: “The Chair of All Longings“
- Mandatory Parker: “I Have A Cat And I Must Sleep“
- Mandatory Parker: “My Cat Fought The Law and The Law Won“
- Mandatory Parker: “Cat, Year 4“
- Mandatory Parker: “Cannonball!”
- Mandatory Parker: “The Villainies of BlackCat and The Fake Shemp“
- Mandatory Parker: “Lead The Follower“
- Mandatory Parker: “The Ice Beast Emerges“
- Mandatory Parker: “From Brat Summer To Manul Winter“
- Mandatory Parker: “And A’Roving He Will Go“
- Mandatory Parker: “The Latest Quantum Cat“
- Mandatory Parker: “Understanding the Substance Behind the Metaphor“
- Mandatory Parker: “In the Beginning“
Want to get caught up on the St. Remedius story so far? Check out the main archive. Want more hints as to the history of St. Remedius Medical College? Check out Backstories and Fragments. Questions, concerns, and disgust over generative AI? Check out Contact, Privacy Policy, and AI Policy. And feel free to visit the St. Remedius Medical College Redbubble shop for all of your Mandatory Parker needs.