Introducing Major Piper, St. Remedius Chief of Security (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Every educational institution needs a security force to enforce order or at least keep chaos to a dull roar. Because of its distinctive needs, St. Remedius Medical College needed a distinctive security force. At the center, organizing the handling of parking citations, escorting dignitaries across the campus, or ordering maintenance schedules on…
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St. Remedius Radio: “End of the Line”
The Rise and Resurrrection of Big Tex (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) In the years since the disappearance of St. Remedius Medical College and its supporting organizations and facilities, many stalwart traditions in Dallas, Texas changed forever. The Greenville Avenue St. Patrick’s Day Parade became an annual mass fratbro spaying and neutering effort, attracting them with green beer, closing gates and traps upon getting a…
St. Remedius Medical College: “Kaiju Wipeout”
When Kaiju Breeding Migrations, Instagrammers, and Kirby Suits Collide (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) For the previous five centuries, the kaiju of Texas slept. They slept in the muds at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, slowly metabolizing leaking oil and the radioactive traces therein. They slept within massive caverns in the central Hill Country, breathing in carbon dioxide released as trickling rainwater eroded…