Introducing Michal Kasparek, The Last Editor of Creative Onanism (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) The Dallas weekly newspaper Creative Onanism could never present itself as “serving the greater Dallas/Fort Worth area” with any of its staff doing so with a straight face. A paper so notorious for suppressing stories that might hurt the publisher’s mimosa brunch members’ feelings that the editor’s traditional nickname was “Spike”…