Introducing Michal Kasparek, The Last Editor of Creative Onanism (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) The Dallas weekly newspaper Creative Onanism could never present itself as “serving the greater Dallas/Fort Worth area” with any of its staff doing so with a straight face. A paper so notorious for suppressing stories that might hurt the publisher’s mimosa brunch members’ feelings that the editor’s traditional nickname was “Spike”…
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St. Remedius Medical College: “Porkskin Preview”
The Saga of St. Remedius’s Only Foray Into College Sports (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) A much-accepted aspect of student life at St. Remedius Medical College was the near-total lack of collegiate sports teams. In any ranking of “America’s Best Party Colleges,” St. Remedius ranked at the absolute bottom, alongside Caltech, MIT, Brigham Young, and the Pablo Cortez Art Academy in Phoenix, Arizona instead of…
St. Remedius Medical College: "Introducing Tim Waite"
Every Story Needs An Antagonist: Installment One of Many (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Every morning, Tim Waite stared into the abyss. Every morning, the abyss stared back and started screaming for its mommy. The term “carcinization” refers to the propensity of unrelated arthropods to evolve toward a crab—like form. “Dendronization” refers to the similar propensity of unrelated plants to become trees. No similar term…