Tag: snow

Mandatory Parker: "The Ice Beast Emerges"

The Lint-Covered Breast Implant Faces Winter…Alone It’s not newsworthy to note that winter finally hit the greater North Texas Area, and the Toad Ranch in particular. It’s January, and unless plate tectonics got a lot more active in the last few weeks, Dallas didn’t move to the antipodes without warning. (This doesn’t stop the fussbudgets standing just inside the doors in North Dallas grocery stores: they’re just accosting everyone coming…