Tag: vocabulary

Mandatory Parker: “I Have A Cat and I Must Sleep”

The 10-Kilo Lint-Covered Breast Implant Has Plans I’ll say it right here and right now: you do not want a smart cat. Before anybody starts, I’m not disparaging feline intelligence. In my nearly 60 years on this planet, I have shared my life with critters ranging from earthworms to pigs, from savannah monitors to mantises, and cats generally take up residence at the far right of the bell curve of…