Category: St. Remedius Radio

St. Remedius Radio: “Onward Spring Break”

What Did St. Remedius Students Do For Spring Break? (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) (And it’s time to note that this week is St. Remedius Radio Pledge Drive Week! We know things are tight for everybody, so we’re not going to spend all week nagging and nuhdzing you to toss money that you desperately need, but if you can, consider buying a St. Remedius T-shirt! Put Mandatory Parker stickers all…

St. Remedius Radio: “The Essential States of Time”

Time Flows Like A River And Clogs Like A Toilet (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) While the staff and students of St. Remedius Medical College were known for groundbreaking exploration of the further reaches of knowledge, collecting as many Ig Nobel Prizes as Nobel Prizes and displaying both with pride, one of St. Remedius’s greatest achievements was in advancements in the study of time. Just…

St. Remedius Radio: “The Battle Never Ends”

An Ode To The Incoming Freshman Class of St. Remedius Medical College (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) One group affected by the disappearance of St. Remedius Medical College that receives little recognition was the new blood. In some cases, literally. When it came to Texas colleges and universities, nothing beat St. Remedius for earned cool credit. The University of North Texas earned its reputation as…

St. Remedius Radio: “He Walked Around The Dropships”

Introducing Major Piper, St. Remedius Chief of Security (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Every educational institution needs a security force to enforce order or at least keep chaos to a dull roar. Because of its distinctive needs, St. Remedius Medical College needed a distinctive security force. At the center, organizing the handling of parking citations, escorting dignitaries across the campus, or ordering maintenance schedules on…

St. Remedius Radio: “Background Rumination”

In A Psycher’s Mind, The Quiet Moments Are The Worst (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Few, once they learn the truth, want the life of a certified psychic. The general onslaught of psionic energies flooding Earth up and down the timestream leave even the most powerful psychers burned out young, and precious few ever have or develop abilities that reach those heady ranks. Most psychers…

St. Remedius Radio: “A Royal Touch of Feyshine”

Sometimes Diplomacy Is Less Fine Touches And More Punches In The Mouth (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) One of the biggest assumptions made about St. Remedius Medical College in the years since its disappearance was that it existed to enforce the peace with exonormal threats. While the College dedicated its massive resources to fight, neutralize, or deflect major threats to both space and time, St….

St. Remedius Radio: “When the Spaceman Hits The Fan”

Trace Fossils of Previous Travelers In Unexpected Forms (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) When understanding Earth’s past, attempting to understand and grasp the sheer amount of time that encapsulates the term “Earth history” is essential. Most paleoarchaeology and xenoarcheology students have problems wrapping their minds about how multiple advanced civilizations thrived on Earth in the Cretaceous Period with literally millions of years between them. Grasping…

St. Remedius Radio: “A Timewave Is Coming, And Some Of Us Want To Surf”

Not All Time Travelers Want or Need Accessories (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) A completely understandable supposition about time travel, forward or backward, is that travel is only possible with mechanical, magical, or psychotronic assistance. True, this helps consistent travel, but some sentients have absolutely no need or want of technology or thaumaturgy to visit new times. To use the obsolete and inadequate metaphor of…

St. Remedius Radio: “Cries and Whispers”

Time Travel Solves Fewer Issues Than One Would Think (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Much like other cases of technological hubris, few practical applications exist for time travel. Specifically, few applications exist for physical transport in a timestream, as scrying windows, nanobubble viewers, and Bell theoretical jars pass necessary information without worries of temporal shriving, corporeal or mental losses in quantum pockets, or active past…

St. Remedius Radio: “Unknown Vistas and Unknown Times”

Time and Space Are Never Static: You Of All People Should Know That (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) While many times can qualify as Hours That Extrude, those hours can flow into days or weeks, particularly after major celebrations and/or sacrifices. With chronal membranes particularly thin before and after major holiday ceremonies, certain places are particularly susceptible to viewing not so much parallel realities as…