Tag: Siouzi’s Coffee & Books

St. Remedius Medical College: Baking Through the Apocalypse 2026

Remembering St. Remedius’s Pre-Spring Break Decompression Celebration (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) (And it’s time to note that this week is St. Remedius Radio Pledge Drive Week! We know things are tight for everybody, so we’re not going to spend all week nagging and nuhdzing you to toss money that you desperately need, but if you can, consider buying a St. Remedius T-shirt! Put Mandatory Parker stickers all over your…

St. Remedius Radio: “An Excess of Riches”

October Sun Brings Autumn Fun (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) (From the weekly newspaper Creative Onanism, available online and from bins across the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. First copy is free; all additional copies are $2.50, payable in cash, card, Bitcoin, and magic beans.) It’s mid-October, and you know what that means? For most of you, this means the annual Red River Rivalry, where watching 22 clods…

St. Remedius Medical College: “The Eats That Sustain Us”

"Street Eat" food truck, with two uniformed chefs out front.

An Ode To The Long-Gone Food Trucks of St. Remedius (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Every army marches on its stomach, and no army was more dedicated to this precept than the students, faculty, and administrators of St. Remedius Medical College. Most college towns are known for innumerable fast, cheap, filling, and utterly disgusting regional staples to fill in when the cafeteria is closed on…

St. Remedius Medical College: "Marocchinios and Mandelbrots"

You can get nearly anything you want at Siouzi’s Coffee & Books (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Siouzi Wooten didn’t start in the coffee and book business. When she graduated from St. Remedius Medical College with a Masters degree in Applied Metaphysics, she planned on a career in corporate thaumaturgy: weather spells to strengthen shipping lines, secure cryptocantrips for interoffice communication, protective sigils to avoid…

St. Remedius Medical College: "What To Do In Dallas When You're Dead"

Visiting The St. Remedius Campus and Don’t Know What To Do? (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) (From the weekly newspaper Creative Onanism, available online and from bins across the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. First copy is free; all additional copies are $2.50, payable in cash, card, Bitcoin, and magic beans.) by Edgar Harris Between this weekend’s International Hodag Breeder’s Society competition, the tryouts for Zwinge Foundation…

St. Remedius Medical College: "Tagging the Fantastic"

A discussion of St. Remedius dogtags (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) While normally associated with the military, St. Remedius Medical College researchers, professors, and students all have their own particular ID “dog tags” for identifying individuals or parts thereof, depending upon their particular responsibilities. Besides official picture ID used for everything from applying for classes to accessing bicycle and motorcycle parking spots, most departments also…