Tag: Kylo Boomhauer

St. Remedius Events: “11/22/2025”

The site where former Dallas Morning News publisher George Bannerman Dealey fell in the great Earwax Vampire War.

Dallas’s Dealey Plaza Will Never Be The Same…Or Will It? (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) [Statue of George Bannerman Dealey, former publisher of the Dallas Morning News, marking the site of the first of his five graves, three of which are purposely kept secret to keep his body parts from rejoining and the whole corpus rising to wreak revenge on the living. Subsequent excavation in…

St. Remedius Events: The Aftermath of Kylo Boomhauer’s Ultimate Exonormal Gift Overload

The front of the historic Sons of Hermann Hall in the Deep Ellum district of Dallas.

The Last Big St. Remedius Event of 2025, But Not The Last Big St. Remedius Event (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) The event: The first-ever Kylo Boomhauer’s Ultimate Exonormal Gift Overload at Panoptikon, in the Dallas historic landmark Sons of Hermann Hall in the Deep Ellum district. The goal: Passing out 100 assembled gift bags to all the good baby bats assembling at Panoptikon alongside…

Personal Interlude: “Holiday Reminders and Other Extravagances”

Concepts, Plans, and Calendar Listings (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) We’re now in the home stretch. 2025 Gregorian is less than three weeks away from ending forever, and good riddance to bad rubbish. It’s been rough here at Annals Headquarters, mostly due to Week Two of jury duty (I take it very seriously, to the point of where I have no intention of talking about…

St. Remedius Events: “Kylo Boomhauer’s Ultimate Exonormal Gift Overload”

Have Plans for December 12, 2025? Well, You Have New Plans (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) For those who came in late, before the Annals of St. Remedius Medical College started, your humble chronicler used to run what was referred to as “Dallas’s Pretty Much Only Carnivorous Plant Gallery.” Some readers may remember the Texas Triffid Ranch: some of you may have even entered it…

St. Remedius Medical College: "Introducing the Roamers"

Friend, Foe, or Something Completely Different? (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) As could be expected from the name, the Quantum War was a conflict that spread across all of time and all of space simultaneously, with scholars emulating the blind men and the elephant when trying to understand its beginnings and its ends, much less why it happened in the first place. Most of the…