How St. Remedius Students Recovered From Finals (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Many institutes of higher learning have traditions at the end of the school year, particularly around finals. Whether Caltech’s Ditch Day or Southern Methodist University’s Running of the Coke Dealers, most involve releasing stress just before or just before the main rush of final exams. St. Remedius Medical College took the theme to…
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St. Remedius Radio: “Greyshaming And Other Side-Eyes”
The One Great Texas Growth Industry (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Compared to other places in the universe, Earth was relatively paltry in contemporary visitation from other intelligences. Back before anyone on Earth had a baseline for what constituted an “average” rate of visitation, experts of all sorts argued the reasons. Was it because intelligent life elsewhere was so rare, was it because intelligences had…
St. Remedius Radio: “The Stuff May Stop, But It Never Ends”
Whatever Happens To St. Remedius Surplus? (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) In addition to the detritus of exonormal research, one of the legacies of the disappearance of St. Remedius Medical College involved the intended end products. Even with the College’s disappearance, the greater Dallas area was loaded with toolboxes, repositories, accumulations, dumps, and armories of necessary, obvious, and opportunistic devices, mechanisms, collectives, manifestations, and echoes….
St. Remedius Radio: “Ants And Plants”
Everything Against Everythng, the Dallas Way (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) For various reasons related and unrelated to St. Remedius Medical College, the biology of the greater Dallas, Texas area has few parallels. Habitat shrinkage and destruction, industrial poisons and mutagens, authorized and unauthorized testing and disposal of experimental chemical and exotechnological wastes, thaumaturgic and psionic residues, and steady radioactive outgassing from the Trinity River…none…
St. Remedius Radio: “When The Tube’s Enough”
What to Watch When Downtime Is Inevitable (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) It’s Friday night. Homework is done. Those students assigned to check on experiments or feed lab animals have a few hours before the tardigrades rip through the cage bars and run amok. The students at St. Remedius Medical College were no different from any other college student in the state of Texas after…
St. Remedius Radio: “We Call Ourselves…’The Audiophiles’!”
Dallas’s Greatest Musical Protest And Its St. Remedius Connection (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Every year on the first Friday of April Gregorian, a very special tradition runs at the Matilda Theater just north of downtown Dallas, Texas. At 7:00 that evening, the Matilda opens not to the general public, but to a select group of journalists, mostly music critics, all specially invited. No itinerary…
St. Remedius Radio: “At Midnight, All The Cleaning Agents”
So. Much. Dust. (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) As Spring Break ended at St. Remedius Medical College, students returned to a campus significantly cleaner than they had left. Most of the mess was inevitable: approximately 4000 students, faculty, administrators, and support produced a lot of detritus, and visitors and honored guests generated even more. Just the human contingent alone produced kilograms of dead skin, hair,…
St. Remedius Radio: “Onward Spring Break”
What Did St. Remedius Students Do For Spring Break? (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) (And it’s time to note that this week is St. Remedius Radio Pledge Drive Week! We know things are tight for everybody, so we’re not going to spend all week nagging and nuhdzing you to toss money that you desperately need, but if you can, consider buying a St. Remedius T-shirt! Put Mandatory Parker stickers all…
St. Remedius Radio: “The Essential States of Time”
Time Flows Like A River And Clogs Like A Toilet (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) While the staff and students of St. Remedius Medical College were known for groundbreaking exploration of the further reaches of knowledge, collecting as many Ig Nobel Prizes as Nobel Prizes and displaying both with pride, one of St. Remedius’s greatest achievements was in advancements in the study of time. Just…
St. Remedius Radio: “The Battle Never Ends”
An Ode To The Incoming Freshman Class of St. Remedius Medical College (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) One group affected by the disappearance of St. Remedius Medical College that receives little recognition was the new blood. In some cases, literally. When it came to Texas colleges and universities, nothing beat St. Remedius for earned cool credit. The University of North Texas earned its reputation as…