Live From the St. Remedius Medical College New Year’s Eve Masquerade Parade!
(Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?)
(From St. Remedius Radio archives: guest DJ Desiree)
“Greetings and salutations! This is Dee-dee-deejay Desiree, pronounced ‘Desi-RAY,’ coming to you live and direct on Saint-saint-saint Remedius Ray-ray-dio! Your favorite synthetic mew-music maven is broadcasting LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! from the campus of Saint Remedius Medical College, as we sell-sell-celebrate, celebrate, the annual St. Remedius Medical College New Year’s Eve Masquerade Parade! Now’s a time where you wish this was video, video, right? Well, the theme is ‘1980s Weirdness,” so YOU DON’T GET ANY! Just pick-pick-picture it in your mind, as the crowd goes by! I assure you that no matter what you imagine, the outfits here are WEIRDER than you can imagine! There’s, there’s the assemblage of the Harkun Diplomatic Corps, firing T-shirt guns into the crowd! The Advanced Tech-technologies Department, with head professor Bennett directing, bringing its latest repulsor-repulsor -repulsor platform over the crowd, building up ramming speed against the Metaphysics Department’s flying carpet-pet flotilla, with their head professor Doc-doc-Doctor Calliope Pendergast veering off and preparing a counterstrike! I’m glad those, those two love each other! And there’s Colonel McCarry himself, in a bomber jacket and with a custom Steinberger bass guitar clone, riffing with Larry Lightspeed! Wow! Wow! Other schools send everybody, body, home for the holidays, but only St. Remedius plans its best events then! If you’re not here and in the crowd, you SUCK! And now a vital word from our spon-sponsor, the Matilda Theater!”
And while you’re at it, the request lines are now open, complete with playlist.
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